BOSS: How many deals have you got this week?
BOSS: How many deals have you got ?
SALESMAN 2: None.
BOSS: How many deals have you got?
SALESMAN 3: None.
BOSS: How many deals?
SALESMAN 4: ** Shakes head **
SALESMAN 5: Zilch.
BOSS: How many?
SALESMAN 6: None.
BOSS MOVES ONTO FIONA AND BEAMS AT HER.
BOSS: And you, darlin’?
BOSS: Thank you, gorgeous. You can earn a grand a week if you carry on the way you are. Tax free! You’ll make a bloody killing here. You come across as being really nice and approachable. That and you’ve got an innocent face. Not everyone here is blessed with that “look”. Use it. In fact, you can hold the meeting today.
WOMAN: Ok everybody, lets get these pieces of shit buying!
SALESMAN 5: You forgot to swear.
WOMAN: F*cking come on you f*cking c*nts!!!
BOSS: That’s my girl!