Consultation

Nurse: Are you sure you don’t want babies?
Woman: Absolutely.
Nurse: Ever?
Woman: Maybe one day. Not yet. Don’t know.
Nurse: Well, you’re thirty now.
Woman: I know I am, yes.
Nurse: Your chances of conceiving reduce at 26.
Woman: Uh huh.
Nurse: You have between 10% and 15% chance.
Woman: Uh huh.
Nurse: Of getting pregnant.
Woman: Uh huh, got it.
Nurse: And it goes down to 5% when you hit forty.
Woman: CAN YOU JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMN COIL, PLEASE??!

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